Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Where Do They Find These People?

There’s just no shortage of conservative a-holes in this country. Get a load of this one..
Why are left-wing activist groups so keen on registering the poor to vote?

Because they know the poor can be counted on to vote themselves more benefits by electing redistributionist politicians. Welfare recipients are particularly open to demagoguery and bribery.

Registering them to vote is like handing out burglary tools to criminals. It is profoundly antisocial and un-American to empower the nonproductive segments of the population to destroy the country -- which is precisely why Barack Obama zealously supports registering welfare recipients to vote.

Yeah, as opposed to the wealthy, who always vote out of a sense of pure selflessness and patriotism. How well do you suppose this manly specimen would make out in a absolutely free market? I don’t think Spanky here would last very long, do you? It’s doesn’t look as if he’s so much as held a shovel. Have you ever noticed that a lot of hard right wing ideologues are pudgy little softies? Think of Grover Norquist or Karl Rove. Look at this guy, who’s name, should you care to know it, is Mathew Vadum. I don’t think this is a coincidence. I honestly think that if they’d have been more successful with girls back in school they wouldn’t have turned out to be the hateful little weeble-wobbles they are today. That’s my theory any way, and I’m sticking with it

Come to think of it, he slightly resembles another wicked chubby man from history, Vyacheslav Molotov, Stalin’s foreign minister:

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