Dispatch From Oregon

“We can take over a bird sanctuary, and drink Capri Suns from little straws, and whisper the Second Amendment in each other’s ears every night.”
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“Tell me Obama is evil, just one more time.”

“He’s just like Hitler, baby, and he doesn’t have a birth certificate.”

“Don’t stop, daddy.”

“ACORN, Planned Parenthood, baby parts!”

“Mommy!”

“FEMA camps!”

“Oh God!”

The Bureau of Land Management!”

“OH, DADDY!!!”