Monday, November 5, 2012

The Dumbest Motherf****rs On The Planet

I’ve got a fairly long commute through redneck country these days, and I noticed something peculiar: no Romney/Ryan bumper stickers. None. Then, last weekend, blammo! the Romneybots came out. All a bunch of old white dudes, every last one of them.

If you’re not rich and you’re voting for Romney, you really have to have rocks in your head. So how dumb are Romney voters? Please watch this illuminating video and see for yourself. I swear, these people are dumber than fucking posts. (h/t P.M. Carpenter)

All this national media horse race shit is just that, shit. Obama wins by a comfortable margin. Right now, Chuck Todd is playing with various scenarios on his smart video board. It’s, like, so totally cool and fun and awesome and neato. The analysis, such as it is, goes something like this: If Obama wins Ohio, it looks like he’ll win the race. On the other hand, if he doesn’t it could be close. And on yet another hand, if Romney wins Florida, North Carolina, Virginia, Wisconsin and Ohio he’ll win! It’s that ridiculous. Why does Charles Pierce always refer to “my man Chuck Todd.” The dude represents all that is most vacuous in mainstream political news.

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