A Gate-Less Scandal?

Just a quick thought. Whatever happens over Romney’s refusal to hand over more of his tax returns, nobody’s called it Tax Return Gate yet, and for that I am grateful. Nor have I heard Outsource Gate or Swiss Bank Account Gate or, and this one might not be so bad, Romney Is An Arrogant Asshole Gate. You have to be thankful for the little things in life.

If anybody has heard otherwise please don’t tell me, because I don’t want to know. I’d like to keep my virginity on this just a little bit longer.