Saturday, May 30, 2009

Right Wing Fanatics Of The World, Unite!

I may have stumbled upon the new voice of the American Right. Get a load of this (mistakes in the original):

It must be said, that like the breaking of a great dam, the American decent into Marxism is happening with breath taking speed, against the back drop of a passive, hapless sheeple, excuse me dear reader, I meant people.

First, the population was dumbed down through a politicized and substandard education system based on pop culture, rather then the classics. Americans know more about their favorite TV dramas then the drama in DC that directly affects their lives. They care more for their “right” to choke down a McDonalds burger or a BurgerKing burger than for their constitutional rights. Then they turn around and lecture us about our rights and about our “democracy”. Pride blinds the foolish.

Okay, he may have a point there, but even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in awhile. But continue on, dear reader.

Then their faith in God was destroyed, until their churches, all tens of thousands of different “branches and denominations” were for the most part little more then Sunday circuses and their televangelists and top protestant mega preachers were more then happy to sell out their souls and flocks to be on the “winning” side of one pseudo Marxist politician or another. Their flocks may complain, but when explained that they would be on the “winning” side, their flocks were ever so quick to reject Christ in hopes for earthly power. …

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America’s short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe.

The author then condemns Obama’s socialist takover of GM and even describes Barney Frank as a “social pervert basking in his homosexuality”. Truly, here is man after Pat Buchanan’s own heart.

Of course, if the Republicans want to include this fellow in their camp they’re going to have to pitch a very big tent indeed, one that just might cause St. Reagan to fidget in his grave, because the author is a reactionary Russian nationalist named Stanislav Mishin and the article was published in Pravda.

Who could have guessed that Pravda was the one Soviet institution that would have no trouble adapting to changing times? I found this article linked on Drudge, and one of the advertisers on the Pravda site is a pro-Ludwig von Mises outfit (Mises was the founder of the so-called “Austrian School” of economics, which preaches pure laissez-faire capitalism). What comes around goes around, I guess.

The next time I hear some Republican sounding off about taxes, socialism, the gays, or any of the other Pavlovian buzz words that make conservatives foam, I'm going to look him square in the eye and say, “If you don’t like it, Bub, why don’t you move to Russia!”

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