Let me get this straight. Teachers are lazy, parasitical union leeches who want to convert our kids to atheism, homosexuality, and socialism but they should all pack heat and protect our kids from armed lunatics. Of course! Why didn’t I think of that?
Uh, will the guns be supplied, or do the teachers have to buy their own? What if the teacher goes nuts and wants to shoot up his own class? Shouldn’t the kids all be armed for that eventuality? Maybe they should, but what about kids whose parents are too poor to buy them guns? Should they get some kind of voucher or something? We couldn’t supply them at taxpayer expense. That would be a hand-out that encourages dependency. It might also increase the deficit. Yikes. I know, bake sales!
Then again, maybe idiots like Louie Gohmert should just shut theirs yaps.