He Didn’t Come From No Monkey

Meet Florida Republican State Senator Stephen Wise. He doesn’t like evolution and thinks intelligent design should be taught in public schools. He’s sponsoring a bill to get intelligent design, which he calls “non- evolution,” included into the curriculum as a much needed counterweight to fact based science. The ironically named Sen. Wise has a pithy retort to Darwinism that should silence those fancy pants evolutionists once and for all. It should, in fact, be carved on a slab of granite and placed in front of the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky, which, among other things, has an exhibit showing Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden with the nice, vegetarian kinds of dinosaurs.

This is it: “How come we still have apes if we came from them?”

Betcha can’t answer that, can ya?