A Cook’s Joke

So this waitress serves a bowl of soup to a customer. As she hands it to him, he notices that her thumb is in it. “Excuse me, miss,” he says, “but your thumb is in my soup.”

“Oh, yeah,” she replies. “The doctor says I have arthritis in my thumb and the best cure is to keep it in something warm.”

The customer, pissed off, says, “Well, in that case, why don’t you stick that thumb up your ass?”

“Oh,” she answers, “I do that all the time back in the kitchen.”