I’ll be performing a patriotic service today by ignoring the tea party morons. I toyed with idea of going to Sacramento to get a first hand glimpse of the stupidity, but I seem to have misplaced my three-cornered hat. Besides, neither my waistline nor my cholesterol level are large enough for me to gain admittance to that hardy band of patriots. I guess I’ll just have to wait to get Neil Cavuto’s autograph. Shucks.
Watching these people is almost enough to make me enjoy paying taxes.