Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Bring Back The Ottoman Empire

I have a solution to the problems in Gaza. Give the Holy Land back to Turkey. Bring back the Ottoman Empire and let them deal with the whole mess. Why not? Nothing else has worked.

While we’re at it, let’s sell Alaska back to the Russians (we’ll throw in the Palins for for free) and Florida back to Spain.

I see a win-win situation all around. It’s called synergy.

It’s time to think outside the box, people. We need solutions.

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