Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Gentleman, We Have Different Colored Lights


This 'debate' is a cross between Romper Room and a cancer ward.

Brokaw: Billy in section C wants to know if Russia is an Evil Empire . . . Please be mindful of the different colored lights, gentleman. Green means go, yellow means slow down, and red means stop . . .

McCain (clanking around like a rusty old C-3PO): "I've looked in Putin's eyes and saw three letters - K G B."

Good God. Can the grown-ups get a tax break for buying new toilets to throw up in?

Obama is poised, thoughtful and competent. He's also distressingly conventional. McCain is a cantankerous old asshole. Brokaw ain't Cronkite. Result? Exactly what the ringmasters of this ludicrous circus planned, no real change. Perhaps a slight edge for Obama. Stay tuned for round three.

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