WaMu RIP

Maybe there is a God. I wake up this morning and what do I see? WaMu is dead. It is no more. It has ceased to exist! HAHAHAHA.

But what about all those poor workers whose jobs are affected by this? Answer: they're just the latest group of Americans to have been fucked up the ass by these venal swine. Get your pitchforks and join the fucking club.

Besides, JP Morgan Chase is buying them up. So in reality WaMu is just being absorbed by a bigger, badder, more professional bunch of crooks. Now the greedy little pikers at WaMu are going to get some lessons on how become REAL criminals, pros with the intelligence, vision and patience to consistently pull off the long con and never get caught.