Passing Thoughts

John McCain's life story has inspired me to marry a rich heiress. I'll be posting an add on Craigslist today. Unemployed, alcoholic blogger seeks multi-millionaire to finance his political career. Your pic gets mine. It's okay girls, I believe in change.

Meanwhile, I see Condoleeza Rice is in Libya to meet with Qadafi in his tent. Maybe the Bush Administration is better at diplomacy than I thought.

I think I'm going to jump into the cleansing waters of Lake Tahoe today. It's very cold. But just as the water shrinks your balls to the size of pine nuts, you simply look to the sky, close your eyes, say "Kissinger" and dive right in. It works every time.